Why didn't the skeleton go to the scary movie? He didn't have the guts.What do skeletons order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper.Know why skeletons are so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.Why do skeletons have low self-esteem? They have no body to love.
Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the Boos.Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.Why do ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.Whether you’re heading to a costume party or passing out candy at home, these jokes are sure to make any guy or ghoul die of laughter (figuratively of course)! If you’re looking for pumpkin else to talk about, check out these Halloween memes and puns. While these jokes may not help you find the perfect Halloween costume or rid your house of paranormal activity, they're sure to lighten the mood in even the most grave situations. With jokes about everything from mummies to zombies to pumpkins (and even some cheesy dad jokes), finding the perfect spook-tacular one-liner will be the least of your worries. To help you have as much fun as possible in preparation for the all those tricks and treats, we’ve put together a list of 127 of the very best Halloween jokes that are sure to get you awarded the title of pun-king this spooky season.
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What’s the only thing that can make trick-or-treating, pumpkin carving, ghost busting and horror movie marathons any better? An arsenal of Halloween jokes at your disposal, duh! I'm afraid a second may come as "standard" or worst, and I'll regret my decision hundreds of times.The best holiday of the year is almost here (I’m talking about Halloween of course), and we can hardly contain our excitement. When people ask me why didn't I had a second child, I always say: "Look at my daughter. Since newborn she always slept at least 6hours straight, is rarely sick, eats everything we put on her front, likes fish and salad/vegetables, I can count with one hand her child tantrums and she made only 2 in public (now at 14y we have arguments often, but are usually negociated, some days she ends upset but accepts my demands, others I have to give up some minor rules and trust her jugdement), is a great student, well behaved, helps random people she sees in need, and receives appraisal from her teachers and people around. I love my daughter, she is, under a general view, a perfect child. I'm a lucky momma, but I completely understand people who don't want children, and that must be respected! I'm afraid a second may come as "standard" or worst, and I'll regret my decision hundreds of times." A friend of mine says: "Children are the best and the worst we have in our lives."
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